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![开心一笑:大明星“人模狗样”的一刻]()
Frommasteringthedoggypaddletohangingoutofcarwindows,LeonardoDiCaprio,TaylorLautnerandotherstapintotheiranimalinstincts从掌握狗爬式到把头伸出窗外，莱昂纳多•迪卡普里奥，泰勒•洛特纳以及其他人都展......
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![开心一笑:胖就胖吧]()
你与宇宙共存，而宇宙正在扩张，所以你也别羞于穿更大的裤子。......
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![开心一笑:吹牛大赛 比父母]()
AnArmybratwasboastingabouthisfathertoaNavybrat."Mydadisanengineer.Hecandoeverything.DoyouknowtheAlps?""Yes,"saidtheNavybrat."Mydadhasbuiltthem."Thenthenavalkidspoke:"AnddoyouknowtheDeadSea?""......
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![开心一笑:死后的探望]()
AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布鲁克......
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![第63期 周末一笑]()
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![开心一笑:不要让我改变饮食]()
不要让我改变饮食，有一次我吃了一个胡萝卜，但没有发生任何变化。......
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![开心一笑:圣诞老人才是最后的赢家!]()
OnChristmasEveSantaClausmetanhonestpoliticianandakindlawyerwhileridingupinanelevatorofaveryexclusivehotel.Justbeforethedoorsopenedthethreeofthemnoticeda1000NTbilllyingonthefloor.Whichoneofthemdoyouthi......
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![开心一笑:我愿意从飞机上跳下去]()
Elevenpeoplewerehangingonaropeunderahelicopter,tenmenandonewoman.Theropewasnotstrongenoughtocarrythemall,sotheydecidedthatonehastodropoff,otherwisetheyareallgoingtofall.Theywerenotabletochoosethatpers......
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![开心一笑:老夫妻吵嘴]()
Acoupleofcodgersgotintoaquarrelandcamebeforethelocalmagistrate.Theloser,turningtohisopponentinacombativeframeofmind,cried:"I'lllawyoutotheCircuitCourt."一对性情乖僻的老夫妻发生了争吵，一直闹到地方法......
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![开心一笑:什么都有,你要买什么?大纲]()
Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.Horrified,themanagercamerunningovertothecustomerandsaid,Ofcourse,we'l......
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![开心一笑:我是来给你安装电话的]()
Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......
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![开心一笑:好孩子 Good Boy!大纲]()
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说......
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![开心一笑:网上和线上]()
甲鱼：我敢肯定，正当咱们聊天的时候，我老公正在网上呢……乙鱼：我懂你的意思啦……我敢打赌，我家那位正在线上呢……......
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![开心一笑：吝啬鬼的聚会]()
TheMeanMansParty吝啬鬼的聚会Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
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![开心一笑:你从来都没有那样吻过我]()
女：你从来都没有那样吻过我。男：你知道他得到多少钱才那样做吗？......
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![开心一笑:谁更专业?]()
你必须了解上千种疾病，而我只需明确我得了哪种病。你看我们谁更专业点？......
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![开心一笑:罗浮宫着火,先救哪幅画?]()
Anewspaperorganizedacontestforthebestanswertothequestion:"IfafirebrokeoutintheLouvre,andifyoucouldonlysaveonepainting,whichonewouldyoucarryout?"一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮......
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![开心一笑:不小心咬破了自己的舌头]()
"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother.“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。"Yes,dear,"shereplied-"Whydoyouask?"“是的，宝贝”，她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”"BecauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!"“因为......
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![萌狗当道,开心一笑]()
Weaskedyoutoshowoffyourfurbabies,andyoudidn'tdisappoint!Onelookatthesepooches,andyourworrieswillslipaway我们让你展示下你那毛茸茸的宝贝，你没让我失望!一看到这些小狗，你的烦恼就会悄悄溜走ALLEARSHaveyouh......
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![开心一笑：上班之烦烦烦]()
白天所想:"我不介意去上班,可想想上班后要等8个钟头才能回家,真TMD地叫人烦!"......
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![开心一笑:婚姻就是这么一回事]()
ThisismarriageallaboutMywife-to-beandIwereatthecountyclerk'sofficeforourmarriagelicense.Afterrecordingthevitalinformation—names,datesofbirth,etc.—theclerkhandedmeourlicenseanddeadpanned,"Norefun......
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![开心一笑:奈何娶妻不慎]()
Gravelyill,amanwenttothedoctorwithhiswife.Aftertheexaminationthephysicianmotionedforthewifetomeethiminthehallway.一个人得了重病，妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后，医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。"Yourhusbandisv......
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![开心一笑:高分辨率显示器是如何制造的]()
MyfamilythinksIboughtabrandnewhighresolutionmonitor--butallIdidwaswipeoffthedustandfingerprints.我家人以为我买了一台崭新的高分辨率显示器——但实际上我所做的只是擦去了外面的灰尘和手指印。......
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![开心一笑:我真正的名字]()
我的孩子叫我“妈咪”，丈夫叫我“宝贝儿”，我的父母叫我“甜心”，我的上司叫我“嘿”。根据维基百科，我真正的名字叫布伦达。......
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![开心一笑:洗发前后的对比]()
洗发前后的效果真的很明显。......
