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2017-06-09开心一笑:吃什么,你就是什么
2017-06-04开心一笑:怎么把口香糖取出来?
2017-05-28HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.H......
开心一笑:游戏狂人
2017-06-08开心一笑:他真是一个大人物
2017-05-21Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一个大人物!“我叔叔下面有1000个人。”“他真是一个大人物。干什么的?”“墓地守墓人。”......
开心一笑:越狱的悲剧
2017-06-07开心一笑:神奇抗压药
2017-06-07开心一笑:如果你不想起床
2017-06-07开心一笑:我想我得配副眼镜
2017-06-01Patient:Doctor,IthinkIneedglasses.Teller:Youcertainlydo!Thisisabank.病人:“医生,我想我得配副眼镜。”银行职员:“你当然需要!这里是银行。”......
开心一笑:女儿的音乐课是一笔财富
2017-05-19Jack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome.John:Howisthat?Jack:Theyenabledmetobuytheneighbor'shousesathalfprice.杰克:我女儿的音乐课对我来说就是一笔财富呀。约翰:这是怎么回事呢?杰克:因为音乐课使我......
开心一笑:少了一块点心的原因
2017-05-27Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.妈妈:约翰尼,我今天早上在橱子里放了......
开心一笑:好消息和坏消息
2017-06-04开心一笑:误解的悲剧
2017-06-09开心一笑:多吃些鱼
2017-06-09开心一笑:剪掉闲暇时间的头发
2017-05-06I'mnothavingitallcutoff没把头发全剪掉啊Milessometimewenttothebarber'sduringworkinghourstohavehishaircut.Butthiswasagainsttheofficerules:clerkshadtohavetheirhaircutintheirowntime.WhileMileswasa......
开心一笑:袋鼠到底能跳过高
2017-05-27TheabilityoftheKangarooThezoobuiltaspecialeight-foot-highenclosureforitsnewlyacquiredkangaroo,butthenextmorningtheanimalwasfoundhoppingaroundoutside.Theheightofthefencewasincreasedto15feet,butthekanga......
第496期:国外那些让你会意一笑的酸奶问候语
2019-04-03One:YogurtlidThiswoman'syogurtlidbrightenedherday.这个女人的酸奶盖儿点亮了她的一天。Evenyogurthassomethingtosay.即使是酸奶也有话要说。yogurtn.酸奶lidn.盖子Two:snackpacket零食包Thismessagewashiddenun......
开心一笑: 研究生和本科生的区别
2017-04-16"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
开心一笑:现代生活 MODERN LIFE
2017-05-08Twooldfriendsgottogetheraftermanyyearsandsoonfelltodiscussingtheirhusbands'faults."We'vebeenmarriedfifteenyears,"onewomansaid,"andeverynightafterdinnermyhusbandalwayscomplainsaboutthefood.""Ho......
开心一笑:讨厌吸烟者的原因
2017-06-09开心一笑: Excuse for Speeding 超速行驶是为了赶紧到达那里
2017-04-16HarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover."Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?"thepolicemanyelled."Ourbrakesarenogood,sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!"哈里与劳埃德超速行驶,一......
开心一笑:奶奶,我没哭,老师哭了
2017-05-08Buttheteachercried老师哭了Thesix-year-oldJohnwasterriblyspoiled.六岁的约翰娇生惯养。Hisfatherknewit,buthisgrandmadotedonhim.Hehardlyleftherside.Andwhenhewantedanything,heeithercriedorthrewatempertantr......
开心一笑:不能回答的问题
2017-05-22Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel,whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent'switnesses.这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师,他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。Onewitnessrathertendedtoprefacehisrepli......
开心一笑:谁欠谁钱 Who Owes the Money
2017-05-26Alawyer'sdog,runningaboutunleashed,beelinesforabutchershopandstealsaroast.Butchergoestolawyer'sofficeandasks,"Ifadogrunningunleashedstealsapieceofmeatfrommystore,doIhavearighttodemandpaymentfo......
开心一笑:历史不新鲜
2017-05-31Ahistoryteacherandhiswifeweresittingatatable,thewifeaskedAnythingnewatwork,andhereplied:"no,IamteachingHistory."一位历史老师和他的妻子吃饭。妻子问到工作上有什么新鲜事。丈夫回答说:没有,我是教历史的。......