有趣的英文笑话短文欣赏
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Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man: He is really somebody. What does do?
Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery
小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。
男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的?
小孩：墓地守墓人。
有趣的英文笑话短文：A great man 一名伟人Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗?
学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。
有趣的英文笑话短文：I guess you're right我想你是对的
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。
父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了，不是吗?
儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗?
有趣的英文笑话短文：Expand and contract热胀冷缩
Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it tocontract. Now, can anyone give me a good example?
John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.
老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子?
约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。
有趣的英文笑话短文：I'm Trying to Stop It我要把它堵在里面
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”
“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
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