外国英语风趣笑话五则

在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘记了放松自己。下面本站小编为大家带来外国英语风趣笑话五则，希望大家喜欢!

　外国英语风趣笑话：胡萝卜

Patient: You say carrot sight. Is that true?

患者:“你说过吃胡萝卜对视力有帮助，是真的吗?”

Doctor: Certainly. Have you ever seen rabbits wearing glasses?

医生:“当然，你见过戴眼镜的兔子吗?”

外国英语风趣笑话：牛奶新鲜吗

Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.

顾客:“我怀疑这里的牛奶是否新鲜。”

Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS!

侍者:“新鲜?三个小时前它还是一堆草呢!”

外国英语风趣笑话：玩具娃娃

Bobby: Billy broke my new doll!

鲍伯:“比利弄坏了我的玩具娃娃。”

Mum: How did he do that?

妈妈:“他怎么弄坏的?”

Bobby: I hit him over the head with it.

鲍伯:“在我用玩具娃娃打他头的时候。”

外国英语风趣笑话：火车与汽车

Teacher: Why does a train run faster than a car?

老师:“为什么火车比汽车快?”

Pupil:Because it has more wheels than a car.

学生:“因为火车的轮子比汽车多。”

　外国英语风趣笑话：刮脸

Harry: My big brother shaves every day.

哈里:“我哥哥每天都刮脸。”

Henry: My brother shaves fifty times a day.

亨利:“那有什么，我哥哥每天刮SO次脸。”

Harry: Is he crazy?

哈里:“他疯了吗?”

Henry: No , he' s a barber.

亨利:“没有，他是一个理发师。”