幽默英语小故事的短文
在小朋友学习刚开始学习英语的时候我们就要从简单的学习起来，下面小编就给大家整理了英语的小故事，快点借鉴一下吧
银行盗窃中
An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She came to a bank and saw a car near the door. A man got out of it and went into the bank. She looked into the car. The keys were in the lock. The old lady took the keys and followed the man into the bank. The man took a gun out of his pocket and said to the clerk, “Give me all the money.”
But the old lady did not see this. She went to the man, put the keys in his hand and said, “you.g man, you’re stupid! Never leave your keys in your car: someone’s going to steal it!” The man looked at the old woman for a few seconds. Then he looked at the clerk—and then he took his keys, ran out of the bank, got into his car and drove away quickly, without any money.
小马过河
One day, a little horse was asked to mill flour by his mother ，He carried the two bags of wheat and left home. He was walking he came to a river,the mill was on the other side of the river and there was no bridges over the water.
有一天，一匹小马的妈妈让他去磨房磨面，他背着两袋子麦子离开了家，他很快乐的走着。当他来到了一条河，磨房在河对面，可河上没有桥。
Now, what would the little horse do. Looking at the flowing water, he got confused. Then he saw an old cow eating grass on the bank, . So he asked him : “ Uncle cow, is the water deep ? And can I walk across it ? ” “ Not at all ! ” the cow said. “It’s just as high as my lower legs, you can go across it. It’s safe. ” Then the little horse was ready to go across the water. Just then, a squirrel in the tree shouted to him : “Little horse, don’t go in the water. It’s too deep. You’ll get drawned, and one of my friends got drawned in it a few days ago. ”
现在小马该怎么办呢?看着滚滚的河水，他困惑了，然后他看见一头老牛在河岸边吃草，于是他问道：“牛叔，水深吗?我能过河吗?”牛叔答道：“一点也不深，你可以过河，水只到到我的小腿肚，很安全。”于是小马就准备过河了，就在那时，树上的小松鼠对小马大喊道：“小马，不要过河，水太深了，你会被淹死的，我的一个朋友前些天才被溺水了。”
So the little horse drew back his legs quickly, he had to go back to ask his mother what to do. When his mother heard his story, she laughed and said to him : “ My child, it’s not enough if you only listen to the others. you must try it by yourself, then you'll find the truth. ”
于是小马马上把腿收回来，他必须得回家问问妈妈该怎么办?当他妈妈听到这件事后，笑着对小马说：“我的孩子，如果只听别的那是不够的，你得自己亲自去尝试，找到真相。”
The little horse came back to the river again. When he put his legs in the water again, the squirrel cried out again : “ Little horse, it’s dangerous, you can’t do that ! ” “Let me have a try.” The horse said. And with those words he walked carefully across the river. The water was neither that shallow as the cow had told him nor that deep as the squirrel had described. It was just OK for him.
于是小马又来到河边，当他再次把腿放进水里时，松鼠又大叫起来了：“小马，很危险，你不能那么做。”小马说：“让我试试。”边说着，小马便小心翼翼的过了河，水既不如牛叔说的一样浅，也不像松鼠说的那样深，对他来说刚刚好。
he Grateful Mouse
感恩的老鼠
A lion was sleeping in the field. Suddenly, something fell on the lion's body.
一只狮子睡在野外。突然，什么东西落在狮子的身体。
"who dares to wake me up from my sleep?"
“谁敢把我从睡梦中惊醒?”
The lion jumped up and looked around. However, there was only a small mouse trembling.
狮子一跃而起，四处张望。不过，那里只有一只颤抖的小老鼠。
The lion held the mouse with his paw.
狮子向老鼠举起他的爪子。
"you little mouse, you dare to wake me. I'll swallow you up."
“你这只小老鼠，你敢来吵醒我，我要吃掉你的。”
The mouse trembled and said,", please forgive me . I slipped......"
老鼠颤抖着说，“狮子先生，请原谅我。我滑倒......”
"quiet!"
“安静!”
"If you spare me ,l'll repay you. The lion was surprised.
“如果你饶了我，我会报答你的。狮子感到惊讶。
"ha, ha,ha,how will a little mouse like you repay me?"
“哈，哈，哈，像你这样的小老鼠将如何报答我?”
"I meant it, I'll repay you."
“我的意思是，我会报答你的。”
"ha, ha, ha, what a funny fellow. Fine, I'll forgive ,don't talk about repaying me,or l'll eat you up."
“哈，哈，哈，真是有趣的家伙。好吧，我会原谅你的。但是，不要再说报答我的话了，要不然我会吃掉你的。”
The lion was so amazed at what the mouse said,he let the mouse go.
狮子觉得小老鼠的话是如此惊奇，他让小老鼠离开了。
One day, a large cry was heard in the woods. The lion was caught in a hunter's net.
有一天，一声大孔从森林里传来。狮子被猎人的网网住了。
"oh, I'm going to die now. I can't believe I'm going to die like this. "
“哦，我马上就要死了，我不能相信我会这样死了。”
The mouse appeared in front of the lion. The mouse began gnawing at the net.
老鼠出现在狮子面前。老鼠开始啃着那张网。
The net broke and the lion was free.
网终于破了了，狮子自由了。
"Are you alright,
“你没事吧，狮子先生?”
"Hey,you are that mouse."
“嘿，你是那只老鼠。”
"I told you, I would definitely repay you. You should not look down on me because I am small.
“我告诉你，我一定会报答你的。你不应该因为我小就看不起我。
The lion shamefully hung his head.
狮子惭愧的低下了头。
